We had a little baby shower/lunch today for a co-worker who is due in a few short weeks. We all signed a card to go along with our big group gift. One of the guys who (clearly) doesn't have any kids wrote:
Congrats on the baby boy! It will be a nice break from work. - Jim*
Hahahahaha. I died.
P.S. Have a "nice break" quickly became the running joke amongst the parents in the office.
*Name changed to protect the innocent